Contemplating New Career in IT Consulting

I ought to go into IT consulting.

Wife cannot log into her computer. Help!

I go to her room, and while she’s getting a cup of tea, I jiggle the mouse, pull a USB drive out of a USB port, pull a hair out of my nose, and voila, computer is awake and responding.

I would normally charge $200, but because I’m not sure how I fixed the problem, it must have involved some element of wizardry, so I think the bill ought to be $400.

Not to mention the sacrifice of a nose hair. . .